They run to a grid, look way to smooth and occasionally stumble on each other but there is something about, not only the players, but Pro Evolution Soccer instead. After buying it brand new from HMV for £2, I came to the conclusion that even though FIFA has far surpassed PES, I’ll always have a special place for it.

What I don’t understand is how Konami have managed to repackage the same game for the last five years. Eh, who cares, it’s still some of the best local multiplayer around – even if I did have to play it with a keyboard.