This might get a little preachy but bare with me, I think I’m going somewhere with this. One of the things we collectively seem to constantly worry about is weight. We’re obsessed with looking like hyperrealistic images, that are in some way better. Surely as long as you’re not putting yourself at health risks, you’re doing great. Obviously eat well, healthily and don’t overindulge in junk food should be the only diets we have to sign up to.

A lot of people seem to be obsessed with looking like starved actors or supermodels. In all honesty men – I’m appointing myself an official spokesman for men worldwide – don’t want to hug a bag of bones. If they are looking for something closer to those airbrushed images then they’re clearly too superficial and have other problems that aren’t worth your time.

I’ll stop now because I can’t put together a convincing argument but if I hear someone tell me they’re fat when they’re clearly not, I’ll personally shove a donut down their throat. Eep… that sounded a bit menacing, maybe I’ll just offer them some.