Dear Mr Cent,

I am writing to ask you a few questions to hopefully clarify a few issues I have. I have been recently listening to your third record entitled ‘Curtis’. Now I’m sure the rest of it is a bona fide hoot, but in the gramophone track named ‘I Got Money’ you explain how ‘you run New York’.

I am sure that you are adequately qualified to run New York but the last time I check the Governor of New York was one Eliot Spitzer and after further research I discovered that you never even ran for said position. Now unless you meant you ran the highly regarded Public Transport system or maybe one of the airport facility’s in the New York area, I am unaware to which you mean.

If you could let me know post haste it would be highly appreciated. Thanks for your time.